ring ring

"Hello?"

"Hi, Nahzeemiyu?"

"Hi."

"Hi, this is Dustin calling from Keith Ellison's congressional office. How are you?"

"Oh, I'm fine, thanks. How are you?"

"Good. I'm calling to inform you that we have one standing-room ticket to the inauguration for you."

"You're kidding."

"Haha. No. You can pick up your ticket from our D.C. office location on Monday the 19th in between 2 and 3pm."

"Oh my god. Thank you so much!"

"Yep. Buh-bye now."


Woah. Woah woah.


WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH. WHAT?!





WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Holy shit. Um. I have to get to D.C. by Monday.