Saturday, December 6, 2008

the secret to happiness

The trick to true life happiness is that you must find comfort in having an 'if-all-else-fails' plan B. That way, even if you fuck up everything else for yourself, you still have an alternative life path tucked away. Just in case. It's like a career-anxiety safety net, if you will.

WikiHow.com: "How to get a job as a character at Disneyworld"
WikiHow.com: "How to be a female rapper"
WikiHow.com: "How to be a stuntman"
WikiHow.com: "How to become a voiceover artist"
"WikiHow.com: "How to make a living off casinos"
Wikihow.com: "How to become an ordained minister online"

Goodbye, failure-phobia.

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